Me: This Amanda Bieber girl on twitter can't be THAT bad...
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me: WAT
Me: KURT COBAIN KILLED HIMSELF, BITCH.
Me: HOW CAN JESUS BE JEALOUS OF JUSTIN BIEBER'S SWAG?
Me: NO YOU CANNOT GET LAID AT 13!
Me: HOW DID MICHAEL JACKSON STEAL BIEBER'S OUTFIT.
Me: BIEBER CANNOT BE THE KING OF MUSIC HE'S A FUCKING TELETUBBY!
Me: MICHAEL JACKSON DIED OF HEART PROBLEMS NOT BECAUSE BIEBER'S SWAG
Me: DID YOU JUST CALL JUSTIN BIEBER GOD?!
Me: BIEBER DOES NOTHING TO HELP AFRICAN KIDS. SOME AFRICAN KIDS ARE FINE.
Me: This is literally her tweet: "I asked people who Kurt Cobain was, and they said he's from Nirvana. IT'S NEVADA." DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THAT?!
Me: WHO SAID SELENA GOMEZ DOESN'T SUCK BIEBER'S DICK? Oh wait, he doesn't have one AHAHAHAHAAAA. See that's funny. Not jokes about Michael Jackson and Kurt Cobain.
Me: I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE
Me: *jumps off cliff*
Me: IT DIDN'T WORK!
